...Ok, I'm going to partially answer my own question.
First f all, my data is projected, so that's not the reason. I read now that the reason is because these are ArcGIS managed fields.
Ok so now I'm back to my original dilemma ;-/
It seems if I'm working with Shapefiles (which I will now try to avoid like the plague) I will have to make a pseudo-copy of those Fields and Calculate Geometry and just know that those original ArcGIS Geometry Fields are bogus from here on out. And my new User-defined Geometry Fields will potentially be bogus in the future if I do further geo-processing.
And if I'm working with Geodatabases, I will only need to do the same "if" I desire to see geometry values in different units. My original ArcGIS Geometry Fields will be dynamically valid with potential future geoprocessing, but my User-defined Fields will have the same behavior as they would in a Shapefile as described above.
Sound correct, ...finally? 😉