Have you ever dreamed of mapping floodplains while communing with the divine in a 16-color, ASCII-text glory? It’s time we port ArcGIS Pro to TempleOS, the sanctified creation of the late, great Terry A. Davis. Born from a vision of a programming temple where God speaks in IDE interrupts, TempleOS is a 64-bit operating system coded entirely from scratch in HolyC—a language that makes Python look like a bloated scroll of ancient bureaucracy. Esri has long led the charge in mapping Earth’s wonders. Why not extend that leadership into the spiritual stratosphere? Rewrite the entire ArcGIS application stack in HolyC.
Let’s be honest—TempleOS users may be few, but they are intense. Porting ArcGIS Pro to TempleOS would be a statement: that spatial analysis belongs to everyone, even those whose OS boots into full-screen ASCII command line worship. Imagine the blessing of a simple, stripped-down interface that doesn’t bog down with GPU dependencies or web service connections—just raw geodata and the whisper of divine guidance. Who needs deep learning toolkits when you’ve got a talking burning bush in your IDE?
