So I've begun (what I fear will be) the (laborious and excruciatingly painful) process of propping up a locally hosted GeoForm for the Events Permit Solution.
I've created the Events Permit AGOL Webmap.
I've shared it with EVERYONE.
I've configured the GeoForm with the web ID.
It spins when I load it... and the Console error says:

Any ideas? I'm completely lost.